| 1 | The Friar’s name was | Joaquin Gonzalez | Fausto Lopez | Joseph Sioco |
| 2 | The Friar came from | Valladolid, Spain | Barcelona, Spain | Andalucia, Spain |
| 3 | The Friar fell in love with this lass in Baliwag. Her name was | Maria Amparo | Maria Rosita | Florencia |
| 4 | Mariquita was characterized as | very fragile and submissive | a woman who had a mind of her own | was a homebody and loved cooking |
| 5 | Mariquita’ came from a family of | farmers | politicians | horse breeders |
| 6 | They had how many children | one | six | ten |
| 7 | This child of the Friar and Mariquita went to Apalit | Brother Andrew | Gene Gonzalez | Joaquin Gonzalez |
| 8 | Joaquin became the | President of the Philippines | a well-known cook | a delegate to the Constitutional Convention |
| 9 | Joaquin, the son of Mariquita, was a | a medical doctor | a lawyer | a priest |
| 10 | Joaquin went to Apalit because | Apalit had those fluvial parades | the Malolos Convention | he fell in love with a girl from Apalit |
| and he liked to swim | was in Apalit | |||
| 11 | Dr. Joaquin’s wife was named | Marina Escaler | Rosario Arnedo | Florencia Sioco |
| 12 | Florencia’s father Josef Sioco was called “Pepeng Daga” because | he lived like a rat in a small hovel | he accumulated properties all over like a rat | he liked to eat rats as a delicacy |
| 13 | Florencia and Dr. Joaquin had how many children | seven | six | ten |
| 14 | They lived in | Sulipan, Apalit | Calumpit, Bulacan | Baliwag, Bulacan |
| 15 | The favorite food of the ten Gonzalez children was | chicken McDo | potato chips | Baliwag lechon manok |
| 16 | Dr. Joaquin died of | cancer | syphilis | appendicitis |
| 17 | He did not want anyone to operate on him because | it was in the terminal stage | he didn’t think his colleagues would do a good job | he wanted to die |
| 18 | Their eldest child, Fernando wanted to be | a movie star | a poet | a farmer |
| 19 | This is what Fernando DID NOT do | collect coins and stamps | look at the stars with his telescope | marry a society girl |
| 20 | Fernando finally became a | a doctor | driver of a “Marcelo Diaz” truck | lawyer |
| 21 | Fernando lived in many posts as a “Docor Provincial” but | |||
| retired in the hometown of his wife. This was | Mactan, Cebu | San Luis, Pampanga | Bacolor, Pampanga |